Also known as the Manpanzee, this chimp-human hybrid is part of an ongoing conspiracy theory known as “The Manimal Program.” Jesse Ventura and his team investigated this terrifying abuse of scientific power. In 2006, the New York Times reported: “A new comparison of the human and chimp genomes suggests that after the two lineages separated, they may have begun interbreeding.” Spurred on by this, investigators have focused on a few key research facilities that may be breeding a new kind of beast, but the government’s lackeys have their eye on the conspiracy theorists